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Today, after months of tests for mystery nerve pain, I went to get more blood taken only to leave the clinic with an empty tin to collect my bowel movements for the next 72 hours. Which needs to be refrigerated. I live with 4 other people, with one fridge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44593) - you deserved it (2926)

On 05/27/2013 at 1:05am - health - by you're shitting me - Australia

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I will spare you the "that's a shitty situation" comment because I've been there, OP. Wish you a speedy recovery.

#3 - On 05/27/2013 at 6:08am by Virgilius

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If your flatmates have ever done anything wrong to you this is your chance at getting them back. Simply write "chocolate pudding" on the container an let the hunger games begin.

Or just hold it and do a really big dump in 3 days. You life is fucked either way.

#6 - On 05/27/2013 at 6:10am by darwinism

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