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Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

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On 05/14/2013 at 8:03am - health - by toothache - United States (Illinois)

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You should have kicked him in the crotch to see if he had numb nuts, or just was one.

#3 - On 05/14/2013 at 11:40am by perdix

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Some people just shouldn't be in a medical field. Loons.

#2 - On 05/14/2013 at 11:40am by rocketiquette

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