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Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38840) - you deserved it (7762)

On 05/09/2013 at 11:11pm - health - by ZydecosGirl - United States (North Carolina)

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You know those '4 out of 5' commercials? Yeah, your dentist is the one that didn't agree.

#3 - On 05/10/2013 at 5:48am by ComoEsJuan

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Dentists are the plague of the world : they recommend procedures and products that will inevitably drag you right back to them.

#1 - On 05/10/2013 at 5:47am by Virgilius

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