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Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45678) - you deserved it (11244)

On 05/04/2013 at 4:11am - health - by thatonesilentkidinclass (man) - Philippines (Batangas)

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You're going to be a huge hit at the gym. I can see it now...The Gasmaster.

#1 - On 05/04/2013 at 10:02am by DocBastard

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A small start is better than no start. Good luck!

#2 - On 05/04/2013 at 10:02am by dr_snow_bear

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