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Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Poop a watermelon. Your poop will definitely win!

#1 - On 05/02/2013 at 12:52pm by iOceanus

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And then the other time at the dinner table, he announced that it looked like a tiger claw.

#3 - On 05/02/2013 at 12:53pm by NoorFML

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