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Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML


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On 03/27/2013 at 1:04am - health - by first time at McDonald's in months... - United States

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I think it was the 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, 8 apple pies, and 2 ice creams that tipped them off.

Oh, and the Diet Coke.

#1 - On 03/27/2013 at 7:02am by DocBastard

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OP's name sounds like a guilty excuse..

#3 - On 03/27/2013 at 7:06am by Wolvander88

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