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Today, I was struck down with horrible diarrhea. With barely any toilet paper left, I texted my husband to buy some more and rush home. He replied, "Sorry babe, getting shitfaced with the lads. Get it? 'Shitfaced'. LOL!" and stopped replying to my desperate pleas. FML

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On 02/22/2013 at 7:31pm - health - by arse of fire :( (woman) - United Kingdom (Slough)

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use his favorite shirts!!

#4 - On 02/22/2013 at 11:25pm by superxmario91

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Your husband has a pretty terrible sense of humour.

#2 - On 02/22/2013 at 11:25pm by LostThePlot

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