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Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24952) - you deserved it (1983)

On 02/15/2013 at 1:50pm - health - by selena5112 (woman) - Norway (Troms)

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What's that you say, Mother? The dish detergent vanished mysteriously? No, no, I have no idea how the empty bottle got into the trash, or where the soap went. I guess we'll just have to try a different kind now...

#2 - On 02/15/2013 at 8:39pm by Serisent

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So you live in a Hollister basically.

#1 - On 02/15/2013 at 8:39pm by HowieDoIt

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