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Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20626) - you deserved it (1680)

On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)

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They tried to confiscate my phone and I said "No, no, no."

#20 - On 01/30/2013 at 6:39am by DocBastard

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Are you worried that you never cleared your history on your phone?

#9 - On 01/30/2013 at 6:14am by saIty

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