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Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)

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They tried to confiscate my phone and I said "No, no, no."

#20 - On 01/30/2013 at 6:39am by DocBastard

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Can't you go get it back? FYL OP

#2 - On 01/30/2013 at 6:12am by U_GotitDude

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