Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
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Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I made a protein shake at the gym. I somehow didn't screw the lid on tight enough, so when I took one huge gulp, the shake exploded all over my face, shirt, and the gym mirror. Now I look like I lost a fight with a chocolate milkshake. FML
Today, I told my roommate that I was trying to lose weight, so she kindly removed all the junk food from the kitchen. I just found it all hidden under her bed. Apparently, she didn’t trust me enough to resist temptation, and she was absolutely correct. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML
Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML
Today, I brought a huge chocolate bar to work, left it in the break room, and came back to find it gone. Later, I saw a coworker with chocolate all over his face and fingers. I asked him if he took it, and he said, in almost offended tone, “What? No, that’s mine.” FML
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MooseKnuckle503 11
You couldn't tell?
OhDearBetrayal 25
Don't mess with a man's book bag, man. It ain't right.
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Comments (137)
Trisha_aus 15
Mhmmm chocolatey goodness!
Trisha_aus 15
Don't you worry op, payback will be a lot of fun. Put on your thinking cap.
Joshmokahontas 6
He was trying to weaken and fatten you, so you wouldn't have the strength to turn it inside out again
bigtaytay 13
OP, it just goes to show there's just some people you don't mess with
MooseKnuckle503 11
You couldn't tell?
whiteboy896 9
right? im pretty sure there is a fine difference between the taste of a protein shake and chocolate milk.
Bekll 31
I drink a chocolate flavored protein powder drink and with milk it tastes pretty good, but there is a distinct difference between it and real chocolate milk. I'm guessing OP either hadn't tried his/her protein drink before the switch was made or really can't detect the difference... In the second case that must be some award winning protein drink in taste.
Mahtari 19
I mean, if it were only chocolate milk mix I'd understand; however, the brown sugar should've been a dead giveaway.
interesting33 36
I think it probably tasted similar as some protein shakes are flavoured. And to be fair OP probably didn't expect anyone to tamper with his protein shakes. And if you don't expect it.... you don't always notice it.
license2chill 5
55, it's not just the taste, it has a very distinct smell as well every time I open the lid. I wish my protein powder tastes as good as real chocolate mix..
Sonotsuave 35
yeah seriously?
happyapy 16
I had to dope my protein mix with chocolate syrup just so it didn't taste like ass. A lot of chocolate syrup would make the change difficult to detect. However, since the protein is to help the body to recover faster, the extra 10 lbs just means OP needs to work HARDER!
xdissizit 16
Or OP could be mixing it with other things. I mix mine with milk, a frozen banana, and peanut butter and the flavor of the protein powder isn't really there. But then again 30 grams of chocolate milk powder would be pretty strong.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Don't mess with a man's book bag, man. It ain't right.
slimjim8094 12
Yeah, seriously. That fad started out already stupid when I was a freshman in high school in 2005.
igive 29
Hey! They are dependable and practical.
slimjim8094 12
Oh wow, I meant the turning someone's bag inside out fad. Book bags aren't a fad. Jeez
dalink 24
Revenge is sweet!
iShanny 13
What kind of protein powder do you use? It must be amazing if you couldn't tell the difference between that and actual chocolate.
mmaflake 19
Yeah most protein supplements are not sweet and tasty at all. I used to put spoon of chocolate syrup in mine
Oscar_Grouch9 4
I use Elite, esp the berry blast flavor, plus it's cheap too and doesn't clump
melbaby112 11
Your friends don't mess around lol they go straight to dirty!
peppermintpink 11
I say get back at him... Add some laxative in what ever he drinks... Even when he figures it out... He'd have to throw the whole thing away... And then say... you should know better than to screw with someone's protein shake... *evil grin*
onlychildFTW 33
OP should punch his roommate in the face and then put large amounts of laxatives in everything he drinks and eats. For an extended period of time.
alphatoomega 21
Do you two realize that laxatives can kill you through dehydration? Using them as a prank is dangerous and often illegal.
manveersangha 4
ydi dont **** with him.
Shadow_Phantom 26
How the hell were you not able to tell? Protein powder always has that chalky taste to it. Chocolate milk on the other hand... that shit is tasty. FYL but YDI.
KiddNYC1O 20
Damn... Well said! Op, large amounts of anything is no bueno. No matter how frequent you work out.
blacktower 13
I have protein powder that tastes very close to chocolate
MakeTodayADTR 20
Even with the extra ten pounds, did your milkshakes still bring the boys to the yard? :p
dionhart 4
Damn right..
chlorinegreen 27
Well if they didn't they definitely do now...
imepelepticsir 5
I can teach you.
capslockisgood 19
How much do you charge?
RedPillSucks 31
Unless OP is also a boy
Dnigz13 4
Uhh how were you not able to tell the difference in taste and when you mix it, the protein usualy clumps more
cmac86 23
plus the taste of chocolate milk powder, I imagine, would taste a lot better.
Joe9024 20
28 you've never had chocolate milk powder!!? (In milk obviously)
CrissyyyS2 22
Like a lot of commenters have said, how did you not taste the difference? Protein shakes are powder, you can definitely taste that powdery texture! Unless you used HOT water or milk whatever it is to melt to down, I'd say you're an idiot. Other than that... It just means you gotta put some extra workout time and you'll be fine!