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Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43015) - you deserved it (7066)

On 05/18/2009 at 1:48am - health - by barbie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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"what I assumed was him checking me out"
stuck up much?

#3 - On 05/18/2009 at 10:15am by scorpiogirl666

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where does it say she's fat? She could just have a really scrawny boyfriend!

#6 - On 05/18/2009 at 10:16am by kristina3514

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