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Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6219) - you deserved it (42499)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

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Don't stick your dick in dirty holes. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to a doctor.

#4 - On 11/28/2012 at 4:31pm by Harpy20

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I feel bad for the spider. Who knows what you gave him seeing as you stick your dick in anything

#5 - On 11/28/2012 at 4:32pm by ks23

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