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Today, I'm Recovering In The Emergency Room . How Did I Get Here? Intoxicated At A Coed Party, I Saw A Hole In The Host's Shed An Thought It Funny To Christen It A "glory-hole", Only To Be Bitten Byhat May Well Have Been A Black Widow Spider . FML


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On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

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Don't stick your dick in dirty holes. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to a doctor.

#4 - On 11/28/2012 at 4:31pm by Harpy20

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I feel bad for the spider. Who knows what you gave him seeing as you stick your dick in anything

#5 - On 11/28/2012 at 4:32pm by ks23

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