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Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28240) - you deserved it (1991)

On 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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Call 911, again

#1 - On 11/25/2012 at 4:26am by kathuzada

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How'd the manage to do that? Were they carrying you upside down?

#2 - On 11/25/2012 at 4:27am by JoshTheMaggot

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