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Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8205) - you deserved it (9687)

On 11/24/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by Anonymous Cunt (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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Tell her she's slowly giving herself high blood pressure from freaking out about shit that's not a big deal

#5 - On 11/24/2012 at 8:36pm by 0ops_i_died

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Because fake tan stuff has UV rays within it! That's how it works!
Duh!

#3 - On 11/24/2012 at 8:36pm by gc327072

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