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Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML

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On 11/07/2012 at 6:28pm - health - by anon - United States

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How long could she have spent making a smoothie?

#1 - On 11/08/2012 at 2:49am by sleepinginclass

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If she had been quicker making the smoothie, the yogurt wouldn't have expired.

#6 - On 11/08/2012 at 2:53am by NerdyPanther09

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