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Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21642) - you deserved it (1368)

On 11/03/2012 at 1:34am - health - by jdch_99 - Canada (Ontario)

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Wait, you're not supposed to pee when you cough?

#2 - On 11/03/2012 at 5:49am by LovesSushi

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Wow. You must be in a pissy mood.

#6 - On 11/03/2012 at 6:01am by kut17

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