Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
by jdch_99 / 11/03/2012 at 1:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
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Wait, you're not supposed to pee when you cough?
#2 - On 11/03/2012 at 5:49am by LovesSushi
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Wow. You must be in a pissy mood.
#6 - On 11/03/2012 at 6:01am by kut17
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