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Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

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On 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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I don't think anyone would blame you for that, morning sickness or not...

#2 - On 10/04/2012 at 8:01pm by alexhaz64

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That would do it for me too!

#1 - On 10/04/2012 at 8:00pm by ajnorma

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