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Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26335) - you deserved it (1961)

On 09/28/2012 at 1:34am - health - by red_headforlife - United States (Arizona)

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Oh, the irony... Hospitals injuring patients? It sounds like they just dont want you to leave.

#2 - On 09/28/2012 at 6:01am by 0RedPenguin0

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At least you were close to help! I truly hope you feel better. I have broken bones and it is not fun.

#1 - On 09/28/2012 at 6:00am by prettyinpink03

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