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Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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On 09/25/2012 at 12:13am - health - by N/A (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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You should have came out and said, "with that attitude it makes me wonder how you still have patients coming to see you" then promptly left.

#1 - On 09/25/2012 at 5:41am by Palirose

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wow, it must be bad if you consider how many he sees on a daily basis.

#3 - On 09/25/2012 at 5:44am by makenna2011

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