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Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24114) - you deserved it (1884)

On 09/11/2012 at 10:24pm - health - by ledentist - United States (New Hampshire)

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Maybe you need a new dentist?

#1 - On 09/12/2012 at 3:15am by dandelion0_o

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Clean it up with Orbit!

#4 - On 09/12/2012 at 3:19am by FMLshark

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