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Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML


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On 09/02/2012 at 2:27am - health - by CC - United States (Michigan)

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On the bright side, you have a frozen water bottle in your hand to treat your foot right away. You just saved yourself another visit to the doctor.

#2 - On 09/02/2012 at 5:56am by darwinism

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At least you didn't drop it on the other foot. I'd rather have one messed up foot than two.

#1 - On 09/02/2012 at 5:54am by 9inchesSoft

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