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Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14997) - you deserved it (2436)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by merissa22 - United States (Illinois)

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Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?

#3 - On 09/01/2012 at 7:10pm by WCARlover

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Unrecognizable, you say?
Time to streak naked and destroy stuff!
Unless you have a birthmark/tattoo/unmistakable genital deformity.

#10 - On 09/01/2012 at 7:19pm by SqueakyChipmunk

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