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Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19956) - you deserved it (1261)

On 08/29/2012 at 9:12am - health - by jdch_99 - United States

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I'll just throw it out there, I'm sitting on the toilet too as I read this lol

#13 - On 08/29/2012 at 12:59pm by Big_lama6

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Shit happens.

#6 - On 08/29/2012 at 12:56pm by trqskq

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