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Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19387) - you deserved it (5968)

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Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...

#2 - On 08/26/2012 at 2:07am by Greendaycheese

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What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa

#1 - On 08/26/2012 at 2:07am by SokDek

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