Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...
SokDek 14
What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa
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Comments (182)
SokDek 14
What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa
ambowew 7
I think your keyboard got stuck.
jojimugo 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
As crazy as OP sister sounds, it makes sense. She stole her moment Op should have know ahead the dress was too tight.
SokDek 14
10- It dooooooooes that sometimessssssss
TheMaster15 10
14- you should really get that fixed. Like now.
saksxalmo 20
13 - OP was probably a bridesmaid and might not have had much of a choice about her dress. Or it might have been tight, but not so tight that she realized she was going to faint in it after a while (she probably wore it for a longer time during the wedding than she had before, which makes a difference.) OP's sister just sounds like an overreacting, insensitive bitch.
rodgersfan 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe OP should have stuck with her actual dress size..
just_dandy20 2
If my sister fainted I would have been worried and sad! Not upset, and slap her. And if she was okay, I'd laugh about it later.
DogsPaw 16
Way I see it, 10,000 dollars on AFV. Or most memorable wedding in the family.
musicluvr2000 11
13- *face palm* ...just...never mind...
celine21_fml 0
Haha I agree
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
Looks like your sister is like Jenna from 30 Rock. She feeds on attention. Thats for all you 30 Rock watchers:)
WalnutGaming 16
Isn't that the truth.
Greendaycheese 12
Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...
iseyixes 18
The world may not revolve around her but slapping her sister back might've just turned it into a huge unnecessary cat fight...not exactly a great wedding day memory.
Greendaycheese 12
Well maybe, but she didn't have a right to slap her in the first place!
rodgersfan 6
Sounds like it would be a pretty great wedding day memory to me. "Kids, this is the day your aunt and I got into a huge cat fight at my wedding. Because the stupid attention ***** fainted at my wedding."
iseyixes 18
I'm not arguing that it's ok that she slapped her. Just saying slapping her back during the wedding is not the answer, maybe the next day though...lol
titsnotcalm 4
First, I love your dp, taemin ftw, second, I don't think she should slap her back, cause slapping is generally a bad thing to do. I'm taking OP's side, but we have to think of her sister's situation as well, but of course, what she did was a bitch move.
baydictator 9
Okay first of all, wow. I've never seen so many Kpop fans on one thread. Secondly, it was a pretty bitchy move. Sorry about your sister OP. It was probably just stress from the wedding day.
36591951 9
Cat fights are necessary. And great nonetheless.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
To all you guys who say: why was she wearing such a tight dress, for all you know, she could have been one of the bridesmaids and did not pick her outfit. Anyhow her sister's reaction was way overboard. What kind of self centred princess worries more about getting all the attention than about her sister's health? Of course your wedding day is YOUR day but it's not exactly like OP planned to pass out. Looks like her sister needs to grow up and sort out her priorities.
lashes_to_ashes 14
But as the bride, the wedding pretty much IS about her (and her groom but more so the bride I would think).
BritSkits 22
Do you idiots really think they mean the style of the dress? Of course she didn't pick it, but that also means she would've had fittings to alter the dress and make it fit properly. OP either gained some weight before the wedding and made her dress not fit, or didn't speak up about needing a bigger size in the first place.
Sing_Along 7
Well she wasn't over reacting at all. I wonder if this was in front of the congregation or not.
MCRaddict15 15
Of course she's overreacting! I'd be upset but I wouldn't slap my sister. It's not like she PLANNED to faint at her sister's wedding.
Michael_92 20
Or did she ;)
isaiaah 6
Its not like she planned to faint! Was she talking To her friends before the wedding "hey guys, I'm gonna faint during the ceremony so everyone looks and pays attention to me" yup? That's totally what happened.
deadxwedding84 5
I think this was supposed to be sarcastic. Give them a break.
Canuck13 12
Ya, I thought that comment reeked of sarcasm as well. Lighten up ppl, don't take everything on face value.
Sing_Along 7
Total sarcasm. I forgot this was the Internet. The sister was totally flipping shit over an accident.
HollyDolly660 8
Well in their defense, internet sarcasm isn't very clear at all, because you need the tone in a person's voice to really detect sarcasm. People should make more of an effort to show sarcasm in their posts.
Skyblu10 10
Oh the fun of a wedding day.
domking1315 20
How dare you OP
deadxwedding84 5
On the bright side, if you shoot her, she'll get even more attention.
pokefan813 16
And will get you a criminal record! Everyone wins!
Wozuh 5
Coming from deadxwedding84, so perfect.
missababgaga 19
She sounds like my sister.
jenniiienyc 5
Slap that bitch back. You were in her wedding, you did her a favor. Being in the bridal party is torture (from my experience).
jenniiienyc 5
Sorry, I assumed she was in the bridal party. Hell, even attending weddings sucks.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I was once the ring holder... I had to stand through out the whole ceremony cause some jackasses took the front seats.
jenniiienyc 5
Oh wedding stories. I was a bridesmaid and we had 4 HOURS STRAIGHT of pictures in a church with no air conditioning in the middle of summer. :O
pokefan813 16
Oh yeah sis, I'm okay thanks for asking....
brackaman 18
While I feel terrible for OP, I also feel bad for the husband. This may have been his first time realizing exactly who he was spending the rest of his life with.
Futacy 30
is your sister kim kardashian coz she sounds like a mega attention *****.
ghostlilac 25
Chances are, her sister is in fact not Kim Kardashian. :0
Futacy 30
24- i hope you didn't really think i was serious, i was just saying she has that same dumb attention ***** kind of attitude.
PYLrulz 17
9 - Now can you type that in English... And have it make sense too?!?
emilyjgraham 34
58, the English was pretty clear, they just need punctuation. I understood it clearly.
Krirn 21
Would knocking her out put the attention back on her?
ambowew 7
Your comment fits perfectly with the picture. me gusta.