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Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19379) - you deserved it (1358)

On 08/20/2012 at 8:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Dude, that's why I don't play football. That must have hurt. Hope you are feeling better.

#1 - On 08/21/2012 at 3:03am by SeahorseGuy

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That's one of the ultimate FMLs for a guy.

#3 - On 08/21/2012 at 3:04am by Kiki242

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