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Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

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On 08/11/2012 at 2:21am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Blindly grabbing things without two working eyes is never a good idea.

#1 - On 08/11/2012 at 6:08am by Ozuru

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She blinded me with . . . stupidity.

#5 - On 08/11/2012 at 6:17am by perdix

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