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Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30247) - you deserved it (1510)

On 07/29/2012 at 7:34pm - health - by sy123 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Wow, that's really awful. Hope you're ok.

#1 - On 07/30/2012 at 3:07am by randomname0151

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Why are you guys hitting the you deserve it button? She doesn't deserve that at all! No one does!

#19 - On 07/30/2012 at 3:12am by Kitastropheee

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