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Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21127) - you deserved it (4915)

On 07/17/2012 at 9:54am - health - by Anonymous - Greece (Attiki)

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Stay strong, it'll get better(:

#1 - On 07/17/2012 at 12:59pm by TacoTheGlorious

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Congratulations on trying to quit :) don't give in! It'll get better.

#6 - On 07/17/2012 at 1:02pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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