By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 13:54 - Greece - Athens

Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
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Viciousstorms 7

Congratulations on trying to quit smoking. Although, there's easier alternatives than just stopping such as nicotine and maybe quitting slowly but surely will make you calmer.

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oscar6464 8

Easy way to quiet is not to give it all up at once, cut what you smoke in half, and after that keep taking more and more away until you are no longer feel that urge. Congrats by the way.

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SkoomaKi 27

You need something to calm down. Do NOT listen to whale noises, you'll go insane or ocean sounds because that will make you need to take a leak every time. Stress balls are always good and other focus inducing activities.

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courtz94 24

You're cranky because you've stopped smoking, but smoking again won't help. Try a healthier way to express emotions.

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naughtylez82 4

First off congrats op on giving up smoking. Wish I could! Hang in there they say the first week is the hardest . I'm gonna say fyl on this one cause nicotine withdrawal is hell on earth

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stormchaser24 24

Try that gum or patch. One of my friends had the same problem, even the killing part.

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unknown_user5566 26

Kudos to you, OP. I haven't quit smoking yet because I'm afraid of turning into a psychotic bitch. I hope the quitting goes well, and is murder-free. ;)

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DevilBoi69x 0

I quit a few times before but each time after a few weeks my family and friends offer me smokes because they're tired of me flipping out at the smallest things... A spoon put backwards in the dish rack can send me into a full psycho mode lol.

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DocBastard 38

Yes, your first instinct is correct. At the first sign of withdrawal, go back to doing one of the stupidest still-legal things on the planet. Perfect plan.

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derkster 6

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DocBastard 38

Great! Enjoy your cigarettes! I'll see you in my office soon for one of the approximately 9,482,039 problems associated with smoking.

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yahoowizard 16

Why do you pot heads have to butt in your ideals into every single FML mentioning anything about smoking.

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Bladian 5

Smoking a cigarette does not equal a pot head. Idiot.

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McNerdyNerd 8

I have a legitimate question...why does everyone flip out on people for smoking, but no one cares about drinking? Alcohol can be just as harmful, but no one goes crazy on them. Just a curiousity :)

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yahoowizard 16

I'm sorry if i was mistaken, but most people, or at least a large majority of people whining how pot should be legalized keep talking about how it's retarded that cigarettes are legal. Haven't heard the argument much from non pot smokers, but yes my original comment was quite vague

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chefomon 2

Good decision! Don't let a stray thought/daydream shake your confidence. Plus, I bet everyone here has had such moments at least once in their lives ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

Quitting is easy. I do it at least three times a week. Seriously, don't quit cold turkey. Try some of those patches or gums that gradually reduce the nicotine content.

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