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Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML

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On 06/20/2012 at 1:22am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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I guess you're not used to putting hard things in your mouth

#2 - On 06/20/2012 at 6:15am by coconutdaydream

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Buy bacon instead!

#3 - On 06/20/2012 at 6:15am by lonkite101

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