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Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19212) - you deserved it (6217)

On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines

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At least you learn from your mistakes :)
Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me.
But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.

#1 - On 05/22/2012 at 10:00am by Keevarou

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Where did you happen to be shaving..

#4 - On 05/22/2012 at 10:00am by mjoyn98

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