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Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20952) - you deserved it (2848)

On 05/15/2012 at 3:27pm - health - by rhya4n (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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Attack of the Ninja Cat!

"MEOW!" *khwapush!*

#3 - On 05/15/2012 at 6:54pm by drgentlemn

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Eyeliners are evil...My friend almost had the same thing happen to her..except it wasn't a cat..it was me

#8 - On 05/15/2012 at 6:58pm by Trisha_aus

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