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Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23222) - you deserved it (3655)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:25am - health - by CharlieOrion (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

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And then you got drunk, went to the liquor store, grabbed two cases of beer and urinated on a pregnancy test just to prove you were just fat. xD I could totally see how this FML and the last one go hand in hand

#9 - On 05/04/2012 at 10:23am by tidbits5197

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That's so wrong of your school nurse to just assume something like that.. Wtf

#6 - On 05/04/2012 at 10:22am by carmenm

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