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Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28139) - you deserved it (2712)

On 04/29/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anne - United States

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Look at it positively.

#1 - On 04/29/2012 at 6:06am by iLOLatURpain69

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Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.

#3 - On 04/29/2012 at 6:10am by Kog_Hiro

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