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Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake. My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not. FML

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Doesn't matter, had cake.

#5 - On 04/15/2012 at 1:36pm by MikeDa1Da

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Nothing and no one matters when cake is involved! You give that man a clean slice of sponge cake!
And then get the cut checked out.
:-)

#3 - On 04/15/2012 at 1:35pm by NoorFML

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