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Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6548) - you deserved it (16537)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Maybe you should lay off the skinny jeans

#1 - On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am by kiran

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10 lbs lighter and your pants are still too small? I shudder at the mental image of the muffin top you used to sport.

#4 - On 04/13/2012 at 10:17am by TheDrifter

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