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Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)

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Did you know, a temp of 165 or higher is best for poultry... Oh and cook for your self he isn't your mother.

#1 - On 04/04/2012 at 3:03am by alpaquette91

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I bet they also tell you that it's okay to eat mushrooms from your backyard.

#3 - On 04/04/2012 at 3:05am by AugustBurnsToast

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