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Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22420) - you deserved it (4067)

On 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm - health - by Anna - United States

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You hadn't drunk anything before then?

#4 - On 03/28/2012 at 2:40am by pineapplefiend

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.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

#7 - On 03/28/2012 at 2:42am by WCARlover

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