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Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28551) - you deserved it (4029)

On 03/09/2012 at 3:30am - health - by Rissa Warrington - Canada (British Columbia)

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That just makes my skin crawl.

#3 - On 03/09/2012 at 10:08am by allergylady101

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You will be the next Spiderman!

#1 - On 03/09/2012 at 10:08am by MeLuvBewbs

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