By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
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shanemaximo 7

Well look on the bright side, now you have a backup pair.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Now you going to need a Bra for the front and the back.

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shanemaximo 7

Well look on the bright side, now you have a backup pair.

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Pixxio_O 11

....to slap the people behind her with

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deviable 9

I keep thinking the fml is saying she got back the boobs that she lost, which would be a good thing. Maybe there should be a hyphen in there. Back-boobs. Idk, grammar nazis, any suggestions?

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yake12 0

30 - I thought the exact same thing! This I a poorly worded FML.

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emilyjgraham 34

I love the irony of 39 making a mistake! OP it's not that bad, as long as the front ones are bigger!

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FckYoCOUCH 6

Aww poor you. I probably have enough for 3 sets of boobs.

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beLlEve 0

when you don't get enough support from your push-up, always go for your back-up.

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csickcman 11

Agreed! Boobs are boobs...

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EatnBeef 7

Did you grow back nipples too? They ain't boobs until then.

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muzy 23

camel humps was the first thing that came to my mind. That's not weird at all right???

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Now you going to need a Bra for the front and the back.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

I preferred reading it as "you", it made me read it in a funny accent. :D

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Cathaholic 9

I love the like-minded people on this site. Like reading "got back boobs" as "got boobs back" or this one. Sir, I commend you for speaking my mind.

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Cathaholic 9

Oh, pardon, sir or madam. Force of habit. My bad.

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NeyNeyDaDa 21

If you misspell, people freak. If you correct yourself, people still freak because you should have left it wrong to sound funnier. You can't win.

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drinkPINK 4

Oh.. I thought you meant a high-five. Ya know, when you diss somebody and then you're like "Gimme some! ;)" and hold out your hand for a high-five... Buttt... Why would you want weight or back boobs? Lol.

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smash8 4

Oh I've just been trying to gain weight. I thought I'd take some off her hands... Or back.

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dva976 7

Umm, at least your partner will have something to hold on to.

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acdc923 0

Yeah cause someone's gonna wanna hit THAT.

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ilikeapplejuice 7

95 - You'd be surprised. Some people are into that stuff

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musicluvr2000 11

2 pairs are better than 1

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DrMime 10

Ah, a hard choice: boobs are blubber. You should get those skinny implants all the jersey shore girls get! They use top quality paradox technology!!!

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