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Today, I was at a Buddhist shrine and wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time, when I got stung by a bee. I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder. How does karma work again? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14370) - you deserved it (2619)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:05am - health - by thairsha (woman) - Japan

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cant bee that bad

#2 - On 02/09/2012 at 10:05am by WeAreScrewed

See in context

+131 | 3

Something about your actions in previous lives affecting your caste in this life.

At least originally.

#1 - On 02/09/2012 at 10:05am by cradle6

See in context

+89 | 12

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