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Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18097) - you deserved it (5284)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States

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Damn trains come out of nowhere

#1 - On 02/06/2012 at 2:37am by bjr1208

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+100 for the kindergarteners

#6 - On 02/06/2012 at 2:38am by zoPwNAgEzo

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