Health: Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners... - FML

By MahSquito - 06/02/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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The tourist

By Sam - 09/02/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By cmzraxsn - 11/12/2010 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 07:22 - Germany

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

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bjr1208 3

Monday 6 February 2012 8:37

Damn trains come out of nowhere

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Monday 6 February 2012 8:38

+100 for the kindergarteners

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Monday 6 February 2012 8:46

He could 'ave not noticed it, don't ya know.

Thelnternet 7

Monday 6 February 2012 8:46

i like trains

jtthegr8 26

Monday 6 February 2012 8:48

Asdf reference :D

nabila21 0

Monday 6 February 2012 8:56

I liek Trains.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 6 February 2012 20:06

I like turtles.

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 6 February 2012 8:57

Ahhh Canadian based humour, you'd think at some point someone would call it racist. But no. Mostly because all the big racal discrimination reformers that could make things happen are either dead or laughing at the jokes

Clamcreepy 7

Monday 6 February 2012 9:01

Conductor(teacher):"full steam ahead!" That train might have been slow but when it's in full steam ahead it's hard to stop those things good thing no one was injured. Right?

sunworshiper 10

Monday 6 February 2012 9:10

And the fact that us Canadians are just too chill to care about people that make fun of our accents, eh?

shazza26 1

Monday 6 February 2012 9:24

At least it wasn't an actual train!

JAB2010 1

Monday 6 February 2012 9:51

Also, 'Canadian' is a nationality--not a race.

SweetPerfectionn 3

Monday 6 February 2012 10:02

Did you happen to say "I like trains" before it happened? Doubt many people will get what I'm referencing to.. Lol

BGosh 3

Monday 28 January 2013 22:16

Asdf! :D

mollysbp 0

Monday 6 February 2012 10:08

At least it wasn't a real one?

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