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Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26801) - you deserved it (4517)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:07am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Doesn't matter, had sex

#2 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:46pm by ICATiger

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At least you can get pregnant and stay pregnant...I've lost two.

#5 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:47pm by backoffmyshiz

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