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Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17525) - you deserved it (7691)

On 01/03/2012 at 9:57am - health - by fatandsad (woman) - United States (New York)

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Run on your knees!

#1 - On 01/03/2012 at 12:52pm by RogerBoy27

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eBay to the rescue!

#2 - On 01/03/2012 at 12:53pm by GoW_Chick

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