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Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

#1866535 (392)

I agree, your life sucks (62930) - you deserved it (7530)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:19am - health - by bathroomseww (woman) - United States (California)

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