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Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks (35369) - you deserved it (1796)

On 05/11/2009 at 4:37pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

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