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Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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On 05/11/2009 at 4:37pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

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terrible.

#1 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:44am by mubaki

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Well, they cant have someone watch them every second. but seriously you shouldn't have even tried to throw up, that could rip out your stitches or give you a dry socket. Next time just try to fall asleep or something....in your bed...not the toilet haha

#6 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:55am by Merlin_44

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