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Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36838) - you deserved it (1917)

On 05/11/2009 at 4:37pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I love vicodin.

#8 - On 05/12/2009 at 4:00am by Cheatx

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lucky you, when i got my wisdom teeth out, I had a complication with the anesthesia and it nearly killed me. I nearly died from dental surgery. I wanted to put that on this website but got rejected....

#17 - On 05/12/2009 at 6:04am by Death_to_my_life

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