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Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22564) - you deserved it (2282)

On 12/01/2011 at 2:00am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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You totally should've pushed him in!!


…jk

#1 - On 12/01/2011 at 9:59am by PinkElephants713

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Atleast when you wake up after your 21st you'll have a burning sensation on your leg and not somewhere else...

#2 - On 12/01/2011 at 10:04am by zingline89

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