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Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10980) - you deserved it (16960)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:58am - health - by xJade2012x - United States

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Up your ass?

#2 - On 11/24/2011 at 5:50am by docscientist

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That awkward moment when your instinct betrays you. :/

#4 - On 11/24/2011 at 5:54am by MrXerxes5

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