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Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31236) - you deserved it (5540)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

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Use a laser pointer to show him what you wish would grow on him since he showed you what he wanted on you to shrink.

#15 - On 11/24/2011 at 2:47am by sheethapins

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Laser surgery might help.

#1 - On 11/24/2011 at 2:34am by gazzdogs

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